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Reverend Warhawk
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Do Mormons practice TWS ??
by Junction-Guy intws= theocratic warfare strategy.
jehovahs witnesses are taught that it is ok to lie, if it in someway helps to support their organization, or helps to deflect criticism of it.. .
jehovah's witnesses are known to give appearances that they are normal, just like the average american.
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Mom's calling me...
by Reverend Warhawk in...and checking my spiritual status.. .
first, she called me on thanksgiving day, and told me in a oddly warm tone, "i suppose you made turkey, right?
" to which i replied in detail how i prepared it (mom's a cooking freak and she's great at it), and how i was amazed at how tender and rich it tasted, being the very first time i roast a turkey.
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Reverend Warhawk
...And checking my spiritual status.
First, she called me on Thanksgiving day, and told me in a oddly warm tone, "I suppose you made turkey, right?" To which I replied in detail how I prepared it (mom's a cooking freak and she's great at it), and how I was amazed at how tender and rich it tasted, being the very first time I roast a turkey. Then I tell her "Wait--you always roast a turkey too, right?" "Oh but you see," she replies. "I do it on any day other than Thanksgiving." "But it makes no difference, mom," I tell her. "Worldly people do the same thing we do: get together, eat like pigs, talk a lot of nonsense, and have a heck of a good time. Worldly people don't sacrifice puppies or burn crosses in Thanksgiving. So what's the difference? The date?" She is silent for an eternity, then continued on to other subjects...
Yesterday, she called me to see how I was, etc...We were talking about the climate and the low temperatures, and I mentioned her that we'll have to wrap ourselves up tightly since we're going to stay at an hotel Downtown for New Year's Eve to see the fireworks and the music. So she asks me in the weird tone again, "So I suppose you're gonna celebrate New Year's Eve?" "Well," I replied, "heck, yeah, I think that's right".
She didn't talk about it anymore. She fears my family and me are "lost". If she only knew!
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Is the NEW LIGHT an apostate teaching until Feb 2008?
by outofthebox indear wt,.
i am confused.
i received a feb15, 2008 wt magazine (don't ask how).
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Reverend Warhawk
How long did the last generation meaning last? I think that made a new world record for the shortest-lasting Bible interpretation ever!
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Re-introducing myself to JWD
by Reverend Warhawk ini'm gonna reintroduce myself (got a new nickname, the other one would've blown away my identity in, say, three seconds)...so some of this might read familiar to some people here:.
after a very, very slow process, thinking over things that were stored in a little box in a corner of my mind, i've finally confirmed all the doubts i've had about the society and about jehovah's witnesses.
i'm a 36 year-old man, work as a software developer, married, with two kids, ages 10 and 3. i was "born" in the organization.
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Reverend Warhawk
Got your message...Nice to know you're doing great!
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OBVES and Reductio ad Absurdum
by Farkel inobves,.
given that 1 = 0, i can prove that i am jesus.
add 1 to both sides of the equation: then we have 2 = 1. .
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Reverend Warhawk
Thread of the year.
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They want to make me an elder :-O
by outofthebox inthis is the third elder that tells me that the body of elders will recommend me as an elder in the next visit of the co.. what do you think i should do?
some facts:.
i am still 'in' because of my family.i am ms.i am doing 10+ fake hours (well, some months it is fake), so they see my "spiritual" progress.-ootb.
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Reverend Warhawk
Don't do it. You'll be better off in the long run...BTW, I'm an old friend of both tooktheredpill and your wife. I wish you all the best. And, please, DON'T SAY YES!
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A Question for those of you who run on Empty gas tanks?
by restrangled ini am going to guess there are few to no women who do this.
it has to be mainly guys.....and why take the chance is my question?.
i never go below 1/3 of a tank and refill.
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Reverend Warhawk
We (wife and me) never let the needle go too close to empty...Since we initially had old used cars in out firrst years of marriage, we made sure to avoid going on almost empty to avoid having the fuel pump pick up crud and crap from the bottom of the tank...We bought a nice 2007 Mitsubishi Endeavor SE when we moved to Texas, but we still have the same habit.
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Attention Target Shoppers
by coolhandluke ini started a second job.
the reasons why really dont matter.
if ive learned anything about blogging its come from joannadandy.
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Reverend Warhawk
Coolhandluke, that was freakin' funny.
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my first christmas tree, real or fake?
by BIG D inthis will be my first real christmas, fake or real tree?
any comments?.
big d.
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Reverend Warhawk
This is my first one too...It's fake, but we decorated it very nicely, and the colors we chose for bulbs and decorations (turquoise, green, fuschia) match the pillows in the sofa. So it's all good. The colors sound weird, but trust me--me and wifey are very modern in our decoration style. It all look nice...we like turning off all the lights and just leaving it on while we chat in the living room...
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Re-introducing myself to JWD
by Reverend Warhawk ini'm gonna reintroduce myself (got a new nickname, the other one would've blown away my identity in, say, three seconds)...so some of this might read familiar to some people here:.
after a very, very slow process, thinking over things that were stored in a little box in a corner of my mind, i've finally confirmed all the doubts i've had about the society and about jehovah's witnesses.
i'm a 36 year-old man, work as a software developer, married, with two kids, ages 10 and 3. i was "born" in the organization.
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Reverend Warhawk
Thanks, all! JaguarBass...That's referring to a Fender Jaguar? You got one of these?
'Cos that's tasty as heck!